It's becoming something of an issue actually specifying what's on here... This is a severely multifandom blog.

I also have a bizarre sense of humour, my apologies.
Amaaaaazing food today😍 #easter #birthday #foodporn

Amaaaaazing food today😍 #easter #birthday #foodporn

  • citizen: it's a bird!
  • citizen: it's a plane!
  • *superman flies down with kryptonite between his teeth*
  • superman: it's a metaphor




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y body craves for the touch of mashed potatoes, the soft white flesh of the vegetable sliding over my body. i havent slept in fifteen days. only the beautiful rapturous gooey white semi solid plant matter inspires me to continue living. sometimes i like to imagine that the mashed potatoes have accepted me as their loving partner. oh can i dream.

What the actual fuck

(via hi)

(via hi)