Jade!

It's becoming something of an issue actually specifying what's on here... This is a severely multifandom blog.I also have a bizarre sense of humour, my apologies.

P.S. I'm English🇬🇧

thestudentprincesss:

oh my god i just discovered a site where you can by bulk candy by color/flavor

you can buy two pounds of exclusively pink starbursts

you can buy endless red skittles

i never thought i’d see heaven

(via a-storm-for-every-spring)

patunes:

the worst part of summer is when the back to school commercials come on

(via unpopuler)

bombing:

dantheman2033:

bombing:

if you’re on the sun then sun dried tomatoes are just tomatoes

Wouldn’t they just be dried tomatoes, because they are still not normal tomatoes

i just googled this and turns out there aren’t any tomatoes on the sun so it looks like we’re both wrong but more importantly you’re wrong

(via a-storm-for-every-spring)

dropdeadesu:

A friend of mine just messaged me saying “I fucked up. I was doing math with my son, and I told him to ‘hold up eleven fingers’ and he started to panic and I didn’t realize why until he screamed ‘MOM…MOM I ONLY HAVE TEN”

(via a-storm-for-every-spring)